Authority and Urine

– To be a man is a very complex thing, their boss said. – I’ll show you. He took out his penis, began to wag it back and forth at everyone in the conference room. – Women can’t do that! he said. – That’s your fist lesson. He began to urinate on the desk. – Women urinate behind them. It leaks all over the place! Many of the fellows in the firm jumped up, aware of their boss’s eccentricities. This was just one of his games, they told themselves, which had nothing to do with sex at all. But the clerks did nothing. The urine made its way toward them; it leaked onto their papers and into their laps.